Monday, September 23, 2013

Chimpanzee drives a lexus (in class)


   Durham police officer, Susan Smythe, was in for a surprise when she pulled over what she thought to be a drunk driver swerving down Madbury road with its headlights off late Tuesday night.

   Smythe began to follow the car after it left the parking lot behind the Tin Palace on Main Street because its’ headlights were off. Also, the car had Wyoming plates, which she had never seen in Durham before, so she became suspicious.

   She pulled the car over on Madbury Road, got out of her vehicle and shined her flashlight as she approached the car, only to see 3 year old chimpanzee, Oliver Twist.

   “Well I looked in the window expecting a low life drunk driver slumped over the wheel,” said Smythe. “But I nearly fainted when I saw a chimp in the front seat grinning back at me.”

   Smythe called the Durham zoo keeper, who answered after being woken up from his deep sleep, ready to come to the rescue. He came in a pickup truck, with a cage in the back. He carefully transported the very strong chimp from the car to the truck and brought him to the Durham zoo.

   The chimp has considerably trumped the minds of the officials, thinking this sort of incident was impossible. Completely unsure of how the chimp made in from Lander to Cheyenne, where he stole the car then all the way to New Hampshire. It is being investigated further as the happy chimp lays in the Durham zoo, far away from home.

   The Lexus ES 300, the chimp was driving, was stolen from Cheyenne, Wyoming on Sunday morning. The chimp remains in the Durham zoo as officials investigate how the chimp made it from Wyoming to New Hampshire in just 3 days.

   According to the police Chief, Bo Diddley, the chimp escaped from a zoo in Lander, Wyoming on Saturday morning. The chimp somehow made in 1,986 miles in just 3 days, the mystery may never be solved.

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